‘If someone who usually checks on you suddenly stops, if someone who usually calls no longer reaches out, and if someone who usually responds to every invitation no longer does; do not take offense and grumble about their insensitivity. Reflect on your own. Perhaps, it is they who need you now' -from the journal of UmmeZakiyah
I don’t get why people are so dramatic these days. Why can’t you like someone without having “those” feelings for them. I like a girl for her, her and I have no memories together then how can I have “those” feelings. Just why?
Can we cuddle? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch. Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. You’ll peck at my neck while I laugh and tell you to stop. We could whisper cute things to each other over pillows that no-one else could hear. Then I’d pull out my hunting knife and sacrifice you to the mighty dark lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns… Can we do that, please?
Haha well that escalated quickly
An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
To fuck some shit up
FUCK EVERYTHING IT’S ALL MEANINGLESS
We’re actually heading toward a lot of things. The earth of course is in orbit around the sun, but due to inertia we’ll stay in the same tedious orbit (pretty boring).
But along with the rest of the Milky Way galaxy, we’re also being pulled on a path toward the M31 and possibly the M33 galaxies, which will eventually lead to the collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda and possibly the Triangulum galaxies (not so boring now innit).
But then even on a bigger scale we’re part of a group of galaxies called the Local Group. The gravitational center of the Local Group could be attracted the the gravitational center of the Sculptor Group (the other closest group of galaxies).
And then on a UNIVERSAL scale and my personal favorite, the theory that our universe is part of a multiverse which can cause the attraction of our universe to another universe. So basically we could be on a collision path to a whole other universe and we don’t know what the fuck to expect, buckle up kids.
Random guy: Hey Assalamu Alaikum. I have a question.
Me: Wa Laykum Assalam. What’s up?
Guy: Do you see that sister over there? Do you know who she is?
Me: Yeah. Her name’s M but she’s married so…..
Guy: *with a straight face* Happily?
Hahahaha ok no offense but I can clearly seeing myself saying something that stupid with no ill intentions of course but just as a joke :P